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Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'