Bowl-filler Forgetter T-Shirts

"I said you forgot to feed the dog again."

"Fill it up!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

"We're one hundred and seventy six million light years from home and now you decide to tell me..."

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"