Serial Forgetter T-Shirts

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Forgotten anything?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"