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There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'I want all of you to pay attention as though your job depended upon it.'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've decided to spread the blame...unevenly of course.'

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings?'

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Level with me, guys. Do any of you really understand what I'm saying, or is this just Male Pride Nodding Reflex?"

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Man forgeting anniversary

Three Unwise Men

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50