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"Fill it up!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Alternative fielding positions

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Bowling ball head.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Fish Food

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

Santa bowling.

"What can I say? Tough split."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."