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'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Fill it up!"

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Bowling ball head.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

Fruit Bowl

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."

"We had to cancel your appointment because you haven't finished filling out your forms and we're closing now."

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'