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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

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'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."

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"We had to cancel your appointment because you haven't finished filling out your forms and we're closing now."

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

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