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"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

The last hot dog of summer.

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Lunch.

Easy Course

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Supercharge bullock cart.

'Every month put a little money away and at the end of the year . . . you'll be surprised how little you have.'

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Hold on, I'll see if I can find a piece of paper.'

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

"I used to own a grocery store. When I lost twenty carts in a single day, I decided to change businesses."

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

'Do we give a discount for bringing your own cart?'

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Shopaholic 2011.

Editor's Block. I love them all.

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

Weekly Shop

Man pulling caart whilst his dog smokes a pipe

"As I see it, our only out is to apply for not-for-profit status."

'Need the pliers, Fred?'

Two costermongers

'My sister asked me to thank you-she's now fully recovered.'