Bowl Filler Extraordinaire Gifts

"Fill it up!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Alternative fielding positions

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Jimmy Anderson

Fish Food

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Where's your goldfish?'

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Santa bowling.

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"What can I say? Tough split."

Fruit Bowl

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."