Form Filler Extraordinaire Gifts

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."

"Give it to me straight, doc - is there gonna be more paperwork?"

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"'Nurturing the sick and suffering', very interesting but first shall we look at how you manage forms ERT/3 through to HNF/56b."

'New simple easy-to-use tax forms ... Leaves another taxpayer simple-minded.'

'Sir, to receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

The Bureaucrats

"We had to cancel your appointment because you haven't finished filling out your forms and we're closing now."

Inland Revenue - Fiction & Non Fiction Office Tray

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"Management wants to come back on unnecessary paperwork, if you come across any they want you to fill out these forms."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I thought for client feedback there was a form you meant to fill in?"

"No this is reception registration - fill out this form and we'll let you know when a receptionist is available."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It seems only two ticks since the last cock-up!'

'Age?' - 'Thirty three.' - 'Nationality?' - 'British' - 'Ethnicity?' - 'Full fat half pint white.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

To receive an application form you must fill in this application form.

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"People are always moaning about 'red-tape' about mountains of form filling."

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Form 1040. I give up! This is more convoluted than my brain is.

Online form - Submit.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Fill it up!"

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...