Form-filling Guru Gifts

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Bureau of Red Tape

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'