Form-filling Guru Prints

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Bureau of Red Tape

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"