Form-filling Fun Gifts

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Bureau of Red Tape

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."

"We had to cancel your appointment because you haven't finished filling out your forms and we're closing now."

Need help getting through the paperwork?

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"