Form Filler Fanatic Gifts

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

Dive in Archive.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Sandwich filing.

Bureau of Red Tape

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"