Form Filler Gifts

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Clancy: Meeting with the Bank Manager

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

'New rules. You must declare last year's refund as income this year.'

"...Then that's a two-disgruntled taxpayer family."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"How long have I had hand cramps? It started after I filled our you new patient forms."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Bureau of Red Tape

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

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'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."