Festive Form Fillers Gifts

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Violin family at Christmas

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."

"We had to cancel your appointment because you haven't finished filling out your forms and we're closing now."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'