Bowl-a-holic Gifts

Bowling ball head.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Fill it up!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

Pin-atas

Bowl Games.

Fish Food

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Where's your goldfish?'

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

Kate's Cat Kennel

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Fruit Bowl

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

'You spoil that hamster...'

"HDTV?"