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Occupational Hazards.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Eric Clapton.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Interactive TV news.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Yehudi Menuhin.

"We've come here to smoke."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Well, one of us has a problem!"