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Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Eric Clapton.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Black hole setting

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Are we there yet?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Consider yourself chased."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Natural selection.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

tiger strangling snakes

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"