Nature Bender T-Shirts

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Black hole setting

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Are we there yet?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Consider yourself chased."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Natural selection.

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

tiger strangling snakes

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

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