Botanical Benders T-Shirts

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

Eric Clapton.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Interactive TV news.'

'Take me to your weeder!'

Occupational Hazards.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Give Thanks.

Reverse Psychology.

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"We've come here to smoke."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Robert Plant.

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'No fishing beyond this point.'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

The country-rap scene

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'