Spoon Bender T-Shirts

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Soup of the month.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Occupational Hazards.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

strong man bends an iron bar

Just Stop Oil Painting

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Flatware Follies.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Spoonstock.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Embedded Journalist.'

"We never spoon anymore."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Spoonfest

Make love and not war

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

"Who's littlest spoon?"

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

'Next Tuesday's no good. I'm away all week on an eight day bender.'

"Glenn mastered the sppon trick."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers. This is my second shot.'