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"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Fitness guru.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The hour of justice

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'He has a learning disorder.'

Waiting staff

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Tightrope Walker.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Gymnasts

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'You wash, I'll dry.'

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Spinning plates

Music Tightrope

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Bath Juggler

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'