Yin-yang Balancer T-Shirts

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Information Tightrope.

The hour of justice

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'