Bow Bender Gifts

Occupational Hazards.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Interactive TV news.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

"We've come here to smoke."

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."