Bias Bender Gifts

'Interactive TV news.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Eric Clapton.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Black hole setting

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Judge Mental.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Occupational Hazards.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."