Bourgeois Lifestyle Gifts

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Dog Walking Services

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

City Marathon.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The Streets - Night

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Mr Metrosexual.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Run, Mike, Run!

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Business-Class.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Sidewalk Ballet

It's all gravy.

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."