Bottle Message Believer Gifts

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Wino Appreciation Group

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Desert Island Messages

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Bottle bank

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'