Bottle Message Believer Gifts

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Wino Appreciation Group

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

The End is Near.

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Desert Island Messages

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'