Borough Banter Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for your borough banter lover? Discover unique and amusing items that capture the wit and character of city life. Ideal for sharing laughs, showing local pride, or just adding a fun touch to everyday life. These creative gifts are designed for those who cherish their city’s humor and urban style.

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How very Hampstead!

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"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

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'I like you, you've got balls.'

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"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

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An Archeologic Dig

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Rest in Peace Instant Replay

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.' mockup

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more." mockup

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

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"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut." mockup

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

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"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone." mockup

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

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"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated." mockup

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

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'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.' mockup

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

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"Can we discuss this?"

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'Here comes Ted.'

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"It's Olive isn't it?"

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Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that." mockup

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

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STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

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'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.' mockup

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

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"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet." mockup

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

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"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was." mockup

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

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"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be." mockup

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

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'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.' mockup

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

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'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?' mockup

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

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BEER BELLY

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'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.' mockup

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

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"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice." mockup

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

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'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.' mockup

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

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'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.' mockup

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

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"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!" mockup

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

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'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.' mockup

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

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'What I've just has my teeth whitened,' mockup

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

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Borough Banter Lover Gifts Collection

Borough Banter Lover Mugs

Explore our range of witty borough mugs—perfect for banter lovers who want a daily dose of city humor with their morning coffee.

Borough Banter Lover Pillows

Snuggle up with our borough-inspired pillows, bringing urban humor and comfort to your home décor.

Borough Banter Lover Prints

Decorate your walls with our borough humor prints, a witty homage to city life and local charm.

Borough Banter Lover T-Shirts

Check out our borough-themed t-shirts—styled for urban humor enthusiasts who want to wear their city pride and clever banter.