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How very Hampstead!

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

"Can we discuss this?"

'Here comes Ted.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

BEER BELLY

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'