Bored Hunters Club Gifts

"I hate it when its bad weather."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

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"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Chairmen of the Bored

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'Bored?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"I spy something blue."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.