Bored Hunters Club Prints

"I hate it when its bad weather."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Chairmen of the Bored

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'Bored?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"I spy something blue."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"