Bored Bon Vivant Prints

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Do Not Resuscitate

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Woman and TV.

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"What time is it mentally?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'It's not the alcohol I crave, it's the social life.'

Job Bored

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

In case of fire, change subject.

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Boxing day is so boring."

Doug never misses the late show.

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

'Wake-up dear...There's an add break...That'll put some excitement into watching the cricket.'

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."