Boardroom Ballet Gifts

'We've been bought by a multi-media company. We all have to learn to tap dance.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Odette from Swan Lake

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cossack dancers

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Orchestra conductor

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Ballet dancer.

You're never too old for ballet!

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Take a bow!

Ballet Lovers

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"