Bloodsport Critiquer Gifts

Hunter putting down a flying horse.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Red State Football

'Can I see your license,please?'

Footballer playing for time

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Then and Now.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

Doping

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Bull with gun

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

Novak Djokovic

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

Manny Ramirez.

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'

Paterno State.

"If you ask me, he's too damn cocky!"

Hunting Assault Rifle