Bloodsport Critiquer Prints

Hunter putting down a flying horse.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Footballer playing for time

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Then and Now.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Bull with gun

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Doping

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Novak Djokovic

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'

'Toros'

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'

"If you ask me, he's too damn cocky!"

Hunting Assault Rifle

The True Achievers.