Critique Of Bloodsports Gifts

Giraffe Trophy

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Can I see your license,please?'

Footballer playing for time

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Then and Now.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Bull with gun

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'...You've got no game.'

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

Drugs and Sports

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

'You'd be a good boxer except for two things. . .Your hands.'

'Toros'

Fake Turf - Fake Athlete (Drugs).

In a cost cutting move, NFL teams begin outsourcing jobs once held by domestic offensive coordinators.

Hunting Assault Rifle