Bloodsport Critic Gifts

Bull fighter supporting 'No War!'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Horse statue throws off rider.

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Footballer playing for time

'Can I see your license,please?'

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Red State Football

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Then and Now.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

Doping

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Bull with gun

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

Novak Djokovic

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

Drugs and Sports

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'

Manny Ramirez.

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'