Bloodsport Critic Pillows

Bull fighter supporting 'No War!'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Horse statue throws off rider.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Can I see your license,please?'

Footballer playing for time

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Then and Now.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Bull with gun

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

Doping

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

Novak Djokovic

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'

Drugs and Sports

"If you ask me, he's too damn cocky!"

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'