Blogging Skeptic Gifts

'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Why do you hate the media?

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Classic News.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

#notblessed

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."