Blogging Skeptic Prints

'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'

Axel, I understand some hacker hijacked your blog and demanded ransom money before returning control to you. True, Lance. However, I refused to pay, and he discovered what a complete waste of time blogging is. After further negotiations, he actually ended up paying me to take it back.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Why do you hate the media?

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Facelook

#notblessed

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'