Blm Ally Gifts

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Labrador for sale

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Please feel free to browse."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

fish in a bottle...

"It's the addition for our family room."

Psyche Delia

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Frisbee dog

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...