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"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

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"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Please feel free to browse."

Psyche Delia

fish in a bottle...

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Frisbee dog

Chicken out. . . and proud.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

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To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...