Blm Gifts

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

Institutional Racism

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I feel your pain."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Whoa

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'