Blm Supporter Gifts

Orange! Nothing Else Matters.

Police Shooting

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

100k Desert Crawl

'My opponent hates cats.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football addict

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Member of two trade unions

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Climate Change is Real

Sports area vendors.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Henry Campbell-Bannerman

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

Help Support Santa Off-Season

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."