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Police Shooting

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

100k Desert Crawl

'My opponent hates cats.'

Football addict

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Member of two trade unions

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Sports area vendors.

Henry Campbell-Bannerman

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Climate Change is Real

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Courage Frosty. Courage.

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Socialism

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

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