Blizzard Buffs Gifts

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Ice Sculpture.

"Tommy!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow is falling...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Trawling for Fish.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Snowman Driver

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Freezing

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"I surprise you every year!"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

'In a recent technological breakthrough, scientists have found the gene that enables humans to find genes. Engineers have began splicing this gene with pig DNA to create a race of lab research slaves. And now on to the weather. . .'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Swing in the winter.

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Old Man Winter.