Blink Aficionado Gifts

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Vlad the Impala

Television Readers.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Bears catching fish

Banana Split...

Cat Tie

Ghost School.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Mouse Princess

"Happy Gnu Year!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."