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"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Cat Tie

The Mouse Princess

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Banana Split...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Ghost School.

Bears catching fish

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder