Blacksmiths T-Shirts

The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Campaign for Plain English

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Ruddy bloggers!

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'He was a great writer'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

I love embroidery

Waiting for retirement.

Jorge Luis Borges

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Brickie's Mate

Education and Apprenticeships

"Caption contest"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'