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Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Hammer and Anvil.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Knight Supplies

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Workers rest

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Japan-Reconstruction

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Steel fabricator

'You've got mail!'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

Mime

'Help me make it through the knight.'

"Forged in fur"