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'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Will Smith for food'

Halo Repair

'You know, Doctor Belling, when you mentioned doing a standing castration,...

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

Armour Being Screwed On.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

Knight washes with a rust remover.

'This shoe is used to enforce rest....'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"Of course, the price will be higher if you want air conditioning ... "

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'You shoe him in back with a couple of these...'

Mime

Blacksmiths

'Armor Repair, Free Estimate.'

'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.'

Knight in heavy armour

Shooing Horseflies

"Do you have it in a relaxed fit?"

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

'Help me make it through the knight.'

The Lord is my blacksmith, tailor, baker, plumber. . .

Oh no, you've got hat hair

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